If my wife knew I was mailing for this, she'd KILL me...
Why This Anonymous SuperAffiliate Wants No Part of The Rich Jerk Playboy Party Promotion...
(But why I'll still be attending anyway. ;-)
Read this to find out why you should be there, too.
Even if you are happily married.
(Please note, the names in this letter have been changed to protect the innocent...)
Greetings. I am a super affiliate who shall remain nameless.
I’m one of those guys you hear about who makes a ton of money. I speak at seminars. I have a brand name. People recognize me at seminars and trade shows. I’ve got a list of 100,000+ solid leads. I live a great lifestyle.
BUT...
I’m not a jerk. And that’s why I can’t really promote the Rich Jerk’s Playboy Mansion Party. Especially not with such a shocking sales letter.
(You can read it here - WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED – it’s not for the timid, and it is NOT work or child safe.)
I mean, I’ve been married for years. I’ve got kids. I’ve got a reputation that does not involve hookers and controlled substances.
So why would I have anything to do with this event?
Simple.
One word: Networking.
August 17 May Very Well Be The Ultimate Internet Marketing Networking Day In History!
I’m not exaggerating. After all…
I WILL be at this amazing event. I wouldn’t miss it.
And I suggest you consider it as well. Even if you ARE a married family man or woman.
Let me tell you why...
First, let’s admit that the Playboy Mansion is literally a fantasy castle. If you’re like me, you had no idea that non-Hollywood types ever even get to go into the place. Talk about exclusivity! It’s a brilliant marketing gimmick (like a lot of what the stuff Rich Jerk does.)
But quite frankly, lots of us are married and have no intention of messing around with playboy bunnies or porno starlets.
Sure, the scenery will be nice.
And I’m loving the fact that I can tell my friends where I’m going on August 17. They can’t believe it! I’m looking forward to getting my “Golden Ticket” admission so I can show it off.
But make no mistake. I’m not going there to screw around on my wife! (If you're reading this, I love you honey!)
I’m Going To This Event So I Can Make A Pile Of Money - Plain And Simple!
(My wife understands this and is totally fine with my attending.)
I’ll do this by meeting new people and finding ways we can help each other make more money. If you haven’t picked up on this little ‘trend’ in online marketing that people call masterminding you may want to pick your head up out of the sand…
Now I understand very well that you might not be a “guru”. That’s fine. Because a lot of the projects I have in development don’t need a guru. In fact, the other gurus I am friends with are all far too busy to do this stuff.
Maybe that’s where you can come in. If you’ve been studying internet marketing and know what you are doing in certain areas…
Maybe We Can Work Together.
The same is true for my other successful friends who will be there. We all have tons of projects we need help with: Copywriting, Autoresponder set up, HTML, Programming, Support and service, PPC management, Web 2.0 tactics... the list goes on.
There are TONS of tasks being outsourced by me and my friends. Maybe you can do some of that for me so I don’t have to go to Elance.com and hire someone I’ve never met?
Or maybe you’ve got a list or web site in a niche I’m working on and we can share promotions.
And I’m not the only guy attending who can make things happen for you. This event will be stocked with most of the heavyweights and promises to be a who’s who of the online marketing world.
Take a look at just a few of the key players who will be attending:
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With guys like these who have literally made MILLIONS for themselves and their partners, who wouldn’t see that there are endless networking possibilities?
Sure I know that this kind of deal-making goes on all the time at seminars. The problem is too many people don’t take advantage of it, especially since most online marketing seminars are built more to milk you out of money than to connect you with real JV opportunities.
Now, this is finally your chance to get an unfair advantage when it comes to making the right kind of deals with the right kinds of partners.
How do I know that there’s going to be real hard nosed money making going on? (After all, if there weren’t a strong possibility of me making at least a million dollars, I won’t travel anywhere!)
I know because I’ve convinced the Rich Jerk to hold an an “all-business” networking event BEFORE the Playboy Mansion party. The emphasis is on business.
Party comes later.
We’ll be off site for a couple of hours before the Playboy party officially starts. Meet people. Share ideas. Look for partners or people who can help us. Offer help.
Then a fter the networking event, we get chauffered to the Playboy Mansion for some dinner BEFORE the craziness begins.
We get business done. We meet new people we can work with. Maybe cut a few deals. And then we go have fun.
My definition of fun might be different from the Rich Jerk. I actually know the guy, and I could never keep up with his lifestyle.
But – I’m happy with my lifestyle and the business I am running. And I fully appreciate that RJ has put together an event that will draw together dozens if not hundreds of internet millionaires and successful marketers.
I know we can all make money together. I know that, even with all my experience, I will learn a TON of new tactics and techniques from people there. I know I will share some of my cool strategies that I could never reveal in public.
In Fact, I’ll Tell You A Secret...
(Well, it used to be a secret, and my identity will remain so)
I’ve been invited to the mansion as a VIP because I shared a tactic with the Rich Jerk himself that has been putting thousands of dollars per week into his bank account for over a year. It was just a casual conversation at a seminar networking event, but he applied it to his buisness with incredible success.
He gave me one that, after just a couple of weeks, has turned into a $100+ per day income stream with literally no work. And I’ve got plans to grow it substantially.
I didn’t really know him when I shared this tactic. I met him through networking, and we were just shooting out ideas. There are hundreds of stories like this.
Networking Is The Shortcut To Business Success!
That’s why you should try to get to the event on August 17.
Let me be clear here: You MUST be a paid attendee to the Playboy party to attend the networking event!
The bar is high, and we only want serious people to attend. (You don’t have to actually go the the Playboy Party, but you have to pay for it - but hey, its for CHARITY anyway, so no big deal.)
The people who are just going to the Playboy event to stare at silicone-enhanced bodies probably won’t bother to come to the pre-party networking event, which leaves plenty of time for the rest of us to meet and see how we can help each other.
Let me be clear that we don’t expect everyone to have a wildly successful internet business yet. But we do expect everyone to have some way to help others, and be willing to share it.
I’d urge you to make your reservation immediately upon receipt of the invite.
You May Ask Why I’m Doing This.
Because I want to make damn sure that if I go to California, there will be serious business done as well as party time. I’m going primarily to network and make money.
And I know that a lot of serious people who might be turned off by the “Rich Jerk” personna and marketing of the Playboy Mansion Party might really want to attend a good networking event. I personally think any serious marketer should.
The Rich Jerk could easily be charging $10,000 for this event, or at least as much as these snore fest seminars that cost $3,000 to $5,000 or more.
But he’s not…
So here’s the deal:
If you are serious, make your reservation below. The cost to attend the networking event AND the Playboy Mansion Party is only $1,997. That's less than most seminars I go to.
And THEY don't take me to the Playboy Mansion afterwards, and they don't support a charity either. That's why I truly believe this could be the internet marketing event of the decade.
If you manage to snatch up one of the few spots the Rich Jerk has left for this insane double event, you get exclusive access to:
1.The Rich Jerk’s top secret, once in a lifetime networking event.
This is where you’ll meet up with me and the rest of the internet marketing world’s elite. This is the closest you’re going to ever get, to being taken by the hand by RJ himself and led step by step through a meet & greet with the RIGHT people to take your business to the next level.
And then your BONUS is…
2. You get to attend the party of a lifetime with your new mastermind friends at the Playboy Mansion with me, RJ, and the rest of the internet marketing world’s elite.
Real quick, so you don’t have to read the Rich Jerk’s whole raunchy sales letter, let’s wrap this up…
You get:
- Full Access to the Playboy Mansion compound
- An Exclusive pass to RJ’s top secret networking pre-party event..
- Experience of a real red-carpet event – walk the red carpet while press & paparazzi snap photos and shoot videos of you and the girls.
- The ability to network with the most successful internet marketers in the world
- All inclusive food, drinks, and transportation
- Guided tours of the mansion by the Playmates
- Chaufer from a top secret location to the mansions grounds.
- Casino Action with all of the top games
- Memories to last a lifetime and brag to your friends about
- Access to normally untouchable Celebrities
- Ability to swim in the infamous Grotto
- Mingle with over 200 of the hottest women in the world
- World class food from Hef’s personal chef
- Potential to attend an exclusive afterparty at the Rich Jerk's own mansion in Hollywood (visitors chosen at his discretion)
- A don’t ask, don’t tell policy – meaning pretty much “anything” goes. Everyone will be forced to sign a strict non-disclosure agreement
- Acess to Hef’s personal game room and “sex rooms”. There’s even a room where the ENTIRE floor is a bed, and every wall (and the ceiling) is a mirror!
What would this regularly add up to?
That’s the whole point—this isn’t regular. Oh sure, you can compare this to some lame internet marketing event or a tired info product that will just tie you to your computer and push you further from where the real money’s made…
Or you can join me and finally make a REAL difference in your business…
(And perhaps, in mine as well!)
Just click this link to secure your spot at this amazing networking event.
Yes! I Want To RSVP For The Rich Jerk's Party!
I hope to meet you there,
Sincerely,
Anonymous SuperAffiliate
P.S. Realize that many of the spots for this business networking event are already reserved for established marketers. If you are serious about networking and have something to share, you should make your reservation IMMEDIATELY.